SHIT! Hide the drugs!
Quarterly inspections happened today. I was unaware they actually did this. I thought it was one of those things that got talked about but never actually occurred. I was wrong. They knocked on my door and woke me up while I was taking my nap, so I come rushing to the door in my robe. I buy time by asking if I could get dressed and toss a blanket over Steve's cage. I put candles on top to make it look pretty, and if they asked, I would say it is a TV. I hid his snake mulch stuff and tossed a book down on the burnt hole in the carpet. Nobody else was home, but nobody else has anything questionable in their rooms.
Also, I didn't have time to hide the mound of empty alcohol bottles that had been left over from the party, but since Jay isn't home I would have just blamed it on her. ^^
Good times, good times.
Now I'm really hungry. ;.; WAFFLES.
-shae